December 2011
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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me: whoops
Oh my goodness. I like you.
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
STFU, Conservatives: 11 Facts From 2011 →
think-progress:
1. The CIA is monitoring up to 5 million tweets per day.
2. Income inequality in America is worse than in Ancient Rome.
3. Twenty-three straight polls find Americans overwhelmingly want to raise taxes to pay down debt.
4. 68% of millionaires support…
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
Help get word out, SOPA hearing NOT delayed until... →
“The fact that there was any debate over whether to call in experts on such a...”
– Joshua Kopstein, Dear Congress, It’s No Longer OK To Not Know How The Internet Works (via drinkyourjuice)
It was ever endearing? Or even funny?
(via 14kgoldnyc)
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HOLY SHIT I FORGOT HOW GORGEOUS LES MISERABLES IS.
I am so excited for the next two weeks.
Only 3 more tutoring appointments for 2011
Jeff’s newest play at Pear Avenue
Michelle’s dad’s surprise birthday party!!!! =]
The Secret Garden at Theatreworks!
Going to the Lightning vs. Sharks game!!
The Nutcracker with Elizabeth, and our dates Paige and Elayna.
Christmas!!
Truckee for a few days after Christmas!
NYE =]
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NPR Music's 100 Favorite Songs Of 2011 →
nprfreshair:
Some music for your morning: To round out the year, NPR Music put together a mix with 100 of their favorite songs
springintosummer asked: Favorite Christmas song? or songs?
springintosummer asked: What are you currently thinking about?
I'm the perfect mistake.: Dear Matthew Gray... →
-theperfectmistake:
Dear Matthew Gray Gubler,
I think you’re fantastic.
We should go out for some coffee sometime.
And maybe share some music.
We could watch some movies or lay on the floor and draw until our hands hurt.
Or go to a park and jump off the swings just so we can pretend we’re flying superheroes or…
“Unless it’s mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it’s a waste of your time....”
– Dream of an Insomniac (via believour)
